Thursday, July 11, 2013

HOW TO BECOME A SAINT… IT'S AS EASY AS FOLLOWING OFF A LOG



Follow these simple instructions and you’re on your way to sainthood in the fashion and footsteps of “Holy” John Paul ll.

1. Emulate the heretic John Paul ll. Kiss the Koran the book that teaches: “Praise be to God who has never begotten a son; who has no partner in His Kingdom”.

2. Go to a Muslim Mosque, take off your shoes, proclaim that Muslims and Catholics “WORSHIP” the same God, and, teach that “THE GOD OF THE MUSLIMS” will judge humanity on the last day, as John Paul ll did.

3. Pray as a Jew before the Wailing Wall and honor the Jews that crucified our Lord Jesus, as John Paul ll did.

4.  Go to a Jewish Synagogue, bow your head with the Jews and pray for the coming of their “MESSIAH”, and say the Old Covenant is still alive, as John Paul ll did.

5. Do not denounce the Jewish Talmud (the book that says Jesus is burning in hell in hot excrement), as John Paul ll so lacked courage to denounce.

6. Do as John Paul ll did…bow before the Buddhist Patriarch and say: …I address a particular greeting to the members of the Buddhist tradition as they prepare to celebrate the festivity of the Coming of the LORD Buddha”.

7. Praise the pagan and idolater Mahatma Gandhi who worshiped false gods and say:Today as a pilgrim of peace, I have come here (to India) to pay homage to Mahatma Gandhi, hero of humanity”, as John Paul ll did.  

8. Go to Assisi and pray with the pagan Dalai Lama while he places a Buddhist statue on the Holy Tabernacle in your presence in the church that St. Francis built.  And while you’re there in Assisi, pray with the Animists that pray to the “Great Thumb”; receive a “Blessing” in the pagan ritual by an Indian Shaman; and allow the Voodoo high priest to come to the pulpit to GIVE A SERMON, as John Paul ll did.

These represent only a smidgen of the “SAINTLY” things that John Paul ll did to “EARN” HIS SAINTHOOD. His heresies are too many to post in one article. For more on the heresies of John Paul ll see the Shrine Website article: “Look Who’s Gonna Be Made A Saint”.

So if you wish to become a “SAINT” do exactly what the Catholic Church has always forbidden under pain of mortal sin; follow in the footsteps of John Paul ll; emulate him and lay praise upon those that defy the teachings of Our Lord Jesus Christ--just as the “SAINT TO BE” John Paul has egregiously done. This will make you a “SAINT”—unfortunately—it will be in Satan’s church.

However, if you’re serious about your salvation…Pray the Rosary, wear the Brown Scapular, and avoid emulating heretics like John Paul ll.